Star Wars The Board Game

Pick up a card:

- You finally get lucky with a girl after all those lonely years on a moisture farm with Uncle Owen giving you the eye, which is all good until a ghouly jedi points out that of ALL the people in the galaxy, this one is your sister. Subsequent to this the guy you thought was your best friend swoops in and sweeps her off her feet (if he didn't get frozen in carbonite you'd have probably done it anyway). This leaves you being the ONLY hope in the Galaxy to take on the biggest, baddest, darkest dude going who quickly chops off your arm (which takes away even being able to pretend to get lucky) and then tells you he's your father, which as it happens doesn't help that much given the circumstances. Move back 3 spaces.

- Your Jedi Council kills all of its apprentices apart from you because you turned up late and managed to escape before they managed to kill you. Now you're on the run with a small, furry outlaw, a couple of Arkanians and a Mandalorian. Change direction.

- You got drunk and lost all of your money gambling so you go home and take it out on your son who killed your wife in child birth. Turns out he wsa force sensitive and he gave you a massive heart attack through his rage. Do not pass cortosis mine, do not collect 200 credits.

- IT'S A TRAP!!! Take evasive action.

- Get bitten by a rakgoul, stay still until you roll a double.

- Get frozen in carbonite, miss a go.

- It's your birthday, receive 10 credits from all other players/It's your birthday and still no one wants to play with you.

- Go to Bespin, player to your left takes your ship.

- Have a bad feeling about this, can't change direction.

- Have R6-H5 on your Delta-7B Aethersprite-class light interceptor, get out of General Grievous's castle free.