Fantasy Ice Hockey

Since Colorado Avalanche aren't doing so well this season it leads me to fantasise about how I'd like the NHL to go. Tbh though if I was to imagine the Avs winning the stanley cup and stuff like that, what's stopping me from making up other things thusly:

Degoba Star Wars @ Bethlehem Christians
Starting off with quite a few penalties, particularly for Greedo and Anakin for fighting and Adam and Eve for not wearing the correct equipment. First period on the whole saw quite a flurry of goals with Darth Maul striking through the middle of the defense, Obi-Wan slicing accross the goal mouth and sending it through God's five hole. The Christians also managed to put a marker up when they crashed the net with what seemed to be a mass exodus towards the goal line picking up a scrappy goal. Moses got the point for scoring. Order 66 came in shortly after and with a goal on the penalty kill, however, after this most of the Jedi had been whiped out. The period ended 3 - 1 after to Star Wars with 14 - 12 shots respectively.
Then onto the second period, both sides starting strong in the middle. Luke using his newly found force abilities managed to sink one without using his targetting equipment. Jesus managed to get a goal from the blue line. Star Wars' defence would have been able to stop it otherwise but they had taken quite a few injuries from the recent destruction of the Death Star. 2nd period ending 4 - 2.
3rd period went all the way for Star Wars with the string of victories from the republic in the enemy territory lead to another 2 goals, along with the rise of Darth Caedus bringing in another goal right at the end. The Christians may have done better if only they hadn't nailed their star player to a cross, maybe next time, eh?
Star Wars 7 - 2 Christians
(just goes to show that Jedi was always the better religion)

Vegeta Dragon Balls @ Capcom Street Fighters
Sreet Fighters trying to recover from a 3 game losing streak try and take on the Dragon Balls and get off to an aggressive start with a couple of Hadoukens from Ryo and Ken and quickly pick up the first goal timed at 3:46 with Ryo getting an unassisted marker. However, the Dragonballs kept control of most of the period but were playing a slow game. Raditz sending a couple of shots in but they were constantly being saved by E. Honda. First period finished 0 - 1 but shots showed a different picture with Dragon Balls leading 11 - 5.
2nd Period started off with a bang when Picolo shot a lazer right through the net bringing the game back to an even 1 - 1. Also, a bit of scrapping from Balrog and Nappa lead to quite a few penalties through the period. The period whittled down quite slowly with not a whole lot going on, the Street Fighters seemed more interested in beating up a car and the Dragon Balls had put a lot of their game plan into Gohan who seemed quite lost for most of it.
3rd period saw Goku power up a shot that couldn't be stopped, no matter how much you prepared for it. It's power level was over 9000! 2 - 1 Dragon Balls. This brought the street fighters out fighting with Vega and M. Bison putting a lot of shots up but unfortunately none of them got passed. The game was finally put to rest with a crafty empty netted goal from Frieza.
Dragonballs 3 - 1 Street Fighters