In Your Endo

How the l33t kids get it on...

Pokemon:
Charm
Harden
Quick Attack
String Shot
Yawn
Sleep
Snore

D&D:
Roll D10 to make movement
Roll 2 D10 + 5 for close combat
Roll 2 D10 + BS
You have 1 HP left

Memes:
A challenger appears
What does the scouter say about her power level?
It's OVER 9000!
Tits or gtfo
You've activated my trap card
It's a trap!
Penis thread
Lost the game
Sage
Ceiling cat is watching you masturbate.
?????????
PROFIT

Pokemon Revisited:
Identify
Tackle
Struggle
Scartch
Bite
Sleeping Powder
Used Ultra Balls
She woke up
Outrage
Slap
Wild woman ran away
She hurt herself in the confusion

And last but not least:
Were no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do i
A full commitments what Im thinking of
You wouldnt get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you












Gotcha! =P

Quick Thought.

Why do alter egos / evil twins / other version of you from parallel dimensions always have goatees?If I had a parallel dimension version of me then he'd have to be 2 inches shorter, big afro, mutton chops and a lazy eye. Then he'd be wearing (because they always end up wearing the same thing where as mine wouldn't be) an eye patch, "He loves the cock ->" t-shirt with flairs, high tops on his feet and the gauntlets of ultimar.

There's always the situation where there's a mix up in which one's which and someone's pointing a gun at them and they're attempting to figure out which one's the real one whereas I've taken precautionary steps to make sure they know it's me. Some times the two versions of someone could be used as a plot device, I'm not necessarily against it as a rule as such but the whole mix up thing is just lazy writing. It makes me ask myself the question:

It's a trap!

You just lost the game.

Oh The Horror

I was caught up in a raid before. They spammed our boards. Those miscreants from 303 hit us hard. I was on the front lines in the thread that tried to stay alive against the odds, it didn't make it. I've seen some disturbing things today.

However, there was one man who stood up, one gleaming hope in the midst of all that was indignant. He truly saved us, he saved our souls.

God bless that man.

Fake Wedge

Yeah, just went on youtube and found quite a disturbing fact: there's no fake wedge video... No official one, no fan made one, not even a rip off jokey one. Just decided to look for it and it was just one of the things that floated around in my head at that moment in time and guess what... it's not there. There's actually a predicted search for it though, as I was typing it in and the little list was narrowing down what I might mean, "Fake Wedge" came up as a selection so it must be something that people have searched for. Thing is, there are videos of thing with "fake" and "wedge" in them but nothing about Wedge Antilles.

For the massive croud of fans who are behind (because I know I have countless upon countless fans XD) the Fake Wedge (or orginal Wedge depending on who's side you're taking it from) was one of the characters in Star Wars episode 4 who took part in destroying the death star. Famous commander through the Star Wars galaxy and yadda yadda yadda, big name player for those into the extended universe past episode 4 (excellent stuff in "Betrayal" on the legacy of the force stuff).
Anyway, he's played by 2 actors in A New Hope. The guy we all generally remember as the guy in the x wing who's all like "Red Leader, standing by" and all that was played by Denis Lawson, the face I always imagine when reading the books and such. There is however another guy who plays him, Colin Higgins (by the way, I am using sources for this, I'm not that good, despite popular belief) who appears in the conference room thingy sat next to Luke Skywalker when they're discussing the plans to destroy the death star.

Anyway, point of this is, if someone makes a Fake Wedge video and I'm somehow notified about it, I'm well subscribing to whoever makes it. Lol. Just 'cos.

F-Zero X

My death race time:
1'30"514

I'm pretty sure it would be much lower than this but it seems like every time I try it I fall off the side when it goes upside down. I always do it with Bio Rex, because he's cool... he's a T-Rex in a hover car that gets up to speeds of about 1200km/h. Do you know a T-Rex who can do that?

Just getting a little bit miffed that I keep falling off the edge. Coming away from it before I drink a cup.

Guitar Playing and Star Wars.

You know how you think you're doing kind of good at something and then something completely blows you out of the water? I know there's always a bigger fish, but fuck me. The Human abstract are a band from LA who are just devine. Listening to their "Nocturne" album and I can play parts of it, but deary me, the rest of it is just really hard. It's part way between awe and jealousey that I'm feeling right now. There isn't a flaw in the band at all, both guitarists are fantastic, drummer is excellent, bassist is awesome, and the singer is pretty good aswell... Which is pretty good because singers are usually the part of the band that I don't rate as much.
As I say, I can play bits of Crossing the Rubicon and that's about it. I can't play through the song because my hands simply can't move like that. I know everyone says that about this kind of stuff but it's true. I struggle with sweep picking as it is and they do it like it was just something that fell out of their hands.

Also, been reading 'Betrayal' which is the first of 9 'legacy of the force' Star Wars books. It is good but sometimes it drops a couple of bombshells that leave you quite destrought. For example: there was a (seemingly) happy go lucky scene where Leia Organa Solo is telling Han Solo off for being mean to Zekk (a friend of their daughters ) and then all of a sudden they mention Chewbacca and it says "Chewbacca has been dead for a decade" or something to that effect.
Now, consider that I'm only just starting to read up on the stuff that happened after episode 6 but I have a general knowledge of Yuuhzan Vong War and Jacen Solo as Darth Caedus and all that. And I knew that Chewy had to die sometimes but it was a almost a bit heartless how they told me as they did.
There no record in any Star Wars literature or anything of the death of Jar Jar Binks... where's the justice? He came close enough times in the animated series of the Clone Wars when I find myself just wishing he would have slipped that bit further or, you know, just get shot to shit.
Anyway... yeah, I'm reading this book because not only is it pretty cool (and obvs star wars) but because I've got 'Bloodlines', 'Tempest' and 'Exile' on my shelf to read after it. I must say, I'm really getting into this legacy of the force malarky.
Loving the analogies aswell: "If you're trying to embarress me, you're talking into a dead comlink." =P

P.S. After the title of this blog... yes, yes I have learnt to play the Star Wars theme. I'm THAT cool.